Draft Day!!

It’s a great day to be a fan of the Leafs. After winning the Draft Lottery they’re set to make the 1st overall pick this evening. I won’t say much here, instead I’ve written you all a poem.

The Hurricanes won
Mitch Marner is scum

I have something else to tell ya
The Leafs are gonna draft McKenna

So The Habs can suck it
Leafs Nation is lovin it

Matty Knies ain’t going anywhere
Especially not to their dumpster fire

So STFU Dreger
You has been Outsider

GM Chayka has this
Plan the parade around Raddysh

If Matthews wants out
He can sook and pout

They’ll do it without him
Canada doesn’t need that ‘Merican

Besides, this time next year
McDavid will be wearing Leafs gear

2028 Stanley Cup Champs
With McDavid, Knies, McKenna, Raddysh and Willy lighting the lamps!!!